The Power Of Chaos - Pieces of Fluff

Pieces of Fluff
Author: Tori Deathangel

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine, Joss controls it all. However the plot was the making of ANOTHER TWISTED PLOT PRODUCTIONS

Summary: What if the Scoobies actually were pets in a petshop, to fulfill their roles in life.

"Wait… wait, here comes another one." The Beagle got up on his hind legs in an attempt to look cute, but ended up falling over onto his back.

Willow nudged at him and licked his face.

"HEY! Cut that out."

"Sorry, just trying to help."

Xander swatted her with his paw and the two ended up playing tug with each other's ears.

Buffy looked as both Xander and Willow tossed around, then decided to find out what Giles was doing.

His leg was stuck up in the air in a curious angle, while he read the newspaper underneath him. The little Chihuahua thought it was a new training technique and attempted to do the same and ended up losing its balance. When it picked itself up off the floor, she walked over to the yellow lab that still had its leg in the air and sniffed underneath him.

"Buffy! Please a little privacy!"

"Excuse me. Um. So do you know of a way to get us out of here."

"I'm afraid, these materials offer little insight to that, however I've spoken with the macaw and he'd offer to help when he can."

"Whoa, you can speak Bird?"

"Well… bird, cat, rabbit and all its rodent like family members like hamsters and rats. You see it's a very stained dialect, it's a wonder then can communicate at all really, see if you enunciate your…."

"Giles! Not here for a lingo lesson. Can you get us out or not?"

"'fraid not."

"Well maybe I can help there. I've been picking up on witchcraft…."

"Oh please…" Buffy waved a paw at Willow, "The biggest magic trick you can do, is making yourself disappear under the bed.

"HEY!" Willow lunged at her best friend (pardon the pun) and a small ruckus ensued, making Xander jump between the two and Giles grabbing Buffy by the scruff of her neck to hold her back.

"Lemme go! I'm gonna bite her tail!

"Just let me go then you'll really see the fur fly!"

"Yeah, right under the bed again."

Giles pulled her to the side, "Buffy." He admonished.

"But…"

Giles counteracted with `The Glare'

Buffy however counter-counteracted with the sad eyes and whimpering.

"Stop it!" He stomped his paw down, but this only caused her to pout more, he had no recourse, he wrestled her for dominance.

Willow yapped in the background, "Stop it, Please, stop."

That's when the hand came down and grabbed the two quarrelers.

"Uh oh! Will this can't be good."

"Do your snoopy dance."

He looked at her puzzled, "Will, dancing right now, is not the answer, she's got Buffy and Giles."

"I know, but if you do it, it may distract them enough to let them get away."

"OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

He hadn't a chance to even start it, because the same pair of hands that came in and got the other two, was now was holding Willow and Xander. They were carried over to a large box and placed inside with the other two.

"Guys you're here."

They jumped a bit for joy, sniffed butts for a second and relaxed a bit.

"So what's the deal?"

"We're going home."

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