The Power Of Chaos - The Sav Factor

Title: The Sav Factor
Author: Tori Deathangel

Pairing: B/G
Dedication: To all ya nuts

Buffy sat back contemplating on how to start the fic. Giles was impatiently pacing the room, waiting for her.

"Will you hurry up."

"Great work can't be rushed."

Giles huffed, "I can't believe you got me hooked into writing these fics, about a bunch of nuts that gets attached to some actor. You have The list Mom Savage, who calls herself a walnut, well she is a big nut, Then you have Ewie and Milk writing fics about Space Vampires and Cows, which albeit that's more believable. Then there are the random sightings of a vampire squirrel????? What's up with that?"

"Yeah, but look how many times we've had sex, and been married and" her smile faltered, "Had kids. Oh god." She looked sheepishly at him, "You don't want kids do you." She managed to crinkle up her nose while saying it.

"Oh for God's sakes, Buffy, get a hold of yourself, we haven't even seen each other in that capacity. His smile softened, I know I have."

"Really?"

"Um, yes." He took off his glasses, "why don't we talk more about it when we have more of this written."

Her eyes lit up. "K"

Buffy picked at the nut bowl near the Puter. She ate a Cashew, a pecan, macadamia, peanut, Hazelnut, Coconut, and she spit two items out. "My god, Giles what were you doing with a lug nut and a wing nut mixed in.??? They should be in a bowl all themselves." She set the bowl down, realizing that she almost had eaten every nut. <Stop that! Stop thinking perverted> She thought about what she just ate and the nuts from GRB. <Nope Wills department>

"Well what about those strange strains of plot bunnies going around? I mean hell you have some cases of those viscous creatures biting writers, but eliminating their competition, with no trace of the other bunnies, then there's that new breed that Savage brought out that can climb, fly and turn harmless animals into crazy vamped out creatures. There has to be a story in that some where." He ran his hand through his hair. He was clearly getting exasperated.

Buffy shut off the electronic gizmo, "ok, you're frustrated and nothing is getting accomplished." He grabbed his arm and hauled him to the stairs. "Let's do some of that quality time bonding that is said we do. Also I want you to show me what a Stevedore does."

A feral smirk came across his face.

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